Friday, October 3, 2008

How Does It Feel to be Screwed?

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Well, we're screwed."

"Could this possibly get any worse?"

"John, this is bad."  "Yeah.  I've never seen it any worse."

"Personally, I intend to pull my blanket over my head and hope it will all go away."  "But that never works."  "Well, it did when I was a child!"

"No, I don't want to look behind me right now."  "Why?"  "Because he's there."

 

Well, he is there.  The $enator$, fed by the public who is reading the Jann Wenner smear-rags (Rolling Stone and Us Weekly among others) and their lap dogs in the liberal media, have passed what others have been calling "Crap Sandwich 2.0."

How does it feel to know that your taxes, inspite of the politician$ worthless ramblings about going down will all but certainly have to go up ... probably substantially to pay for the pork they've laden the bailout bill with.  How does it feel?

Feel useless right now?  If not, you should.  The politician$ just voted themselves, their lobbyists and their lapdogs more of our money to "solve" the problem.

But that never works.  Throwing money at the problem without correcting the conditions that caused the problem is just stupid.  And if you've studied history at all, you'll know that it has almost never worked.

Statisically speaking, you'd have a better chance of an asteroid hitting you on the head (and killing you) and then GOING BACK UP INTO ORBIT and coming down and hitting you on the head again.  I've yet to see that happen.

But the "public opinion" (led by wait ... lemme guess ... the liberal media?!?) have given the politician$ the green light to screw us yet again.  Again.

Be prepared for higher taxes.  The politician$, emboldened by their brazen rape of the American people, will find new ways to tax you.  Be ready for it.

The United States of Socialism is what we've become.  Be prepared also for a mammoth bloating of the government.  Just remember, by paying attention to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and God-only-knows which "celebrity" that is doing something completly stupid, you've let them.

The time is past to put down the Jann Wenner smear rags. 

I'm now going to say something that is going to get me into more trouble than I've ever been in before, but I believe it's true.  So, here goes.

We just lost our country.

 

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Team McAmnesty Violates Can-Spam Act

But, he is a lying, worthless, politician.

I didn't really expect him to obey the law.  You know, since he voted for the Mother of All Bailouts.

Yes, even after a Federal Complaint, team McAmnesty does what they want.

If, however, I were to spam THEM?  The entire bloated government would land on me.  But he's a worthless politician, so it must be ok.  Right?

B.O.H.I.C.A.  Now shut up and enjoy it this time.

Di$covery Channel Sinks to New Low

I'm actually going to miss Cash Cab.  I'm going to miss yes, even Dirty Jobs.  I'm going to miss MythBusters.  I'm going to miss The FBI Files, Deadliest Catch, and Smash Lab.

Last night, I watched the Di$covery Channel'$ two-parter on the rules of the Mafia.  Then, I watched "How It's Made."  Nothing too bad there...except for during the entire THREE HOUR period right above the Di$covery Channel'$ little globe ... was an advert for Dirty Jobs.

FOR THREE STRAIGHT HOURS.

I wrote to them to complain.  I got a (no surprise here) form letter.

One that contained this:

Discovery Communications' Viewer Relations Team




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The Emmy®-nominated series DIRTY JOBS continues its fourth season on Tuesday, October 7 at 9 PM (ET/PT) with 11 world premiere episodes.  With strong convictions and an even stronger stomach, host Mike Rowe will try his hand at tar rigging, abandoned mine shaft plugging and sheep castrating this season, just to name a few.  It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

Colour me gone.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

I Called AGAIN

I called my elected ..er... "public servant (Spit)" and told him to VOTE NO.

B.O.H.I.C.A.

Well, the politicians have just proven how on the take they really are.  The once 3 page bill then grew to 42, then 102, and now it's 451!!!

What's in it, you ask?  Pork.  Plain and simple.  More of your money for themselves and their lobbyists.

I'm not only rebellious, I'm furious. 

Call them.  Do it.  Otherwise, swallow what they give you and enjoy it.  Because you really are being raped by the politicians.  They really don't care.  All they care about are their jobs, their pensions and how they can stay in office (aka - their jobs.)

PUT THEM ON NOTICE. 

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Is the Boston Globe lying?

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/editorials/articles/2008/10/01/wasilla_made_rape_victims_pay/

The name of the article?  "Wasilla Made Rape Victims Pay."

Actually ... no.  The town's financial records (you reporters (and are you reporters or hacks at this point?) do know how to obtain these, yes?) show that no rape victim was ever charged by the town.  However, those same records show clearly that the town paid for rape kits!

"The policy so outraged the Alaska Legislature that in 2000 it passed unanimously a bill forbidding such fees."

You really need to start fact-checking.  Really.  In six separate hearings on that bill, Wasilla was never mentioned!  These are facts!  You "reporters" do know how to check these, yes?  Juneau was.  A number of other larger municipalities were.  Wasilla was not.

To be fair, there are a number of reasons why the town's financial records might not show these.  A fair reading of the facts can be found here:  http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MTM2ZWYwOTI5ZWUzZGVlMDEwNjVlOTM3ZDk5ZGEwZDk=

Just don't expect the Boston Globe to cooperate. 

"It would be interesting if the Globe's omission in describing Fannon's position, and the insinuation that he wished to charge victims, rises to the level of libel."

I Must Be a "Bad" American

You know, I simply have to be a "bad" American.

Why?  Because I could care less what the "celebrities" are doing, who they're sleeping with, whom is pregant, who just got arrested, etc.  Maybe, however, I should become one.  When they have their run-ins with the law, they do tend to get treated with kiddie gloves.  Slap a cop?  NO PROBLEM!  Drive drunk?  NO PROBLEM!  Drive drunk again?*  STILL NO PROBLEM!  Murder somebody?  NO PROBLEM!  You're a "celebrity!"

Actors and actresses are people who can stand in front of a camera, recite a bunch of lines and look good doing it.  At least in my opinion.  Most of them, by their own admission, are liberal.  Many of them do just enough "research" on their "causes" to be dangerous.  They tend to read "articles" and pseudo-science from the Goracle, among other people.  Yeah, I'd be a horrible "celebrity."

And the less said about "fashion models" the better.

The image came from Spain Fashion Week.  "Fashion?"  It looks like she's got an insect's head.  See the compound eyes?  Now imagine this person dressed exactly as pictured walking down the street toward you.  Would you think "fashion," or something else completely?  Now imagine two people dressed as pictured standing "face" to "face" (mask to mask?) and talking to each other.  I don't know about you, but I would give them a really wide berth.

That's a picture from London's Fashion Week.  If I wrote what I was thinking this blog would be shut down in .000000000000000000000000000000000028 seconds.  Use your imagination.  (And be politically incorrect.)

Milan Fashion Week.  What are these people smoking?  Change the colours a bit, give her a set of antennae, and she'd look like a giant bee walking towards you.

Um...no.